WiFi. We live by it. It's everywhere. And if It isn't available, you might as well be dead. Seriously. We can't do anything anymore on this Earth without access to clean, potable, WiFi. We are ruled by it, like it or not, it's the truth.
Unless you still have your computer hooked up to an ethernet cable. In which case, cool ethernet cable, weirdo. Get a router. Stop being a weirdo.
Wireless Internet is something we all (except for the wired-connection weirdos) have in our living space because we need it to exist. It's a strange relationship at best, and we might be slaves to it, but we still have the power to name our wireless network whatever we want. Take that, robots!
This is an important decision for you and your family, and it shouldn't be taken lightly. It is a tremendous opportunity, so here's a list of some suggestions that are guaranteed to make you a hero in your neighborhood/apartment complex. Vote for your favorites! Rage against the machine!
The Funniest Names for Your WiFi Network,
The LAN Before Time
Wires? Where We're Going We Don't Need Wires
Get Off My LAN
It Burns When IP
404! Network Not Found
Nachowifi
Pretty Fly For A Wifi
NSA Surveillance Van #3
VIRUS
Silence Of The LAN