As most ladies already know, nothing good ever happens after the words, “Hold my Cosmo.” But still, this red flag phrase (dubbed “HMC” for short) has escaped the mouths of the best of us throughout history, generally right before an embarrassing incident in front of throngs of on-lookers. Here you’ll find a collection of such incidents, including daring stunts gone horribly awry, ill-fated bright ideas, and the effects of liquid courage at its worst. So the next time hungover-you feels bad about your own drunk fails, check out the best of “Hold My Cosmo.”
You’ll see women attempt to leap over large puddles in a single bound, preform death defying stunts on tiny bikes, and have some unfortunate baking accidents. So get someone to hold your own Cosmo and join in on the fun!
We would, however, like to advise you not to attempt any of the following actions at home, for reasons which will soon become abundantly clear. Though drunk-you may someday think that you could absolutely preform each and every action on this list with tact and poise, we guarantee you cannot. That said, come on in and get your crazy on by living vicariously through the actions of these hysterical gals as they nudge you and wink, “Hey girl! Hold my Cosmo!”
The Best Drunk Ideas Ever Had by Fancy Ladies,
Hey Girl, HMC While I Effortlessly Leap This Puddle.
HMC for Jus' One Second While I Surf!
Hey Son, HMC While I Bake and Style My Hair at the Same Time.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Do Some Quick Gymnastics.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Show These Game Show Bitches How It's Done.
Hey Girl HMC While I Test Out These New Shoes!
Babe! Hey Babe! HMC While Me and My Girl Slide Down This Rail!
Girl, HMC While I Dirt Bike.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Bring Sexy Back to This Shopping Cart.
Hey Girl, HMC While I Show These Chumps the New Dive I Invented.
