These are some of the most annoying fanbases you will ever see for anything outside of Japanese anime. The things that they happen to be supporting really suck in all honesty, and they don't seem to be fully aware of what they're doing. This article was clearly intentionally written in the most smart-ass way possible and was also intended to be read using a British computer voice.
The Top 6 Very Annoyingly and Stupidly Obsessed Fanbases,
Twilight
To quote Dracula's memetically famous words, the entire storyline of the Twilight series is truly, in fact, nothing more than a miserable little pile of secrets. Apart from the fact that Edward Cullen is a vampire who sparkles like Justin Bieber on a warm and flowery summer day with colorful rainbows in the background, all attempts at good storytelling in this god-awful train wreck of a literary disaster are all in vain; after all, it's essentially the same boring and repetitive shtick as basically any other typical romance novel; girl meets (vampiric) boy, they fall in love with other, they have a (vampiric) baby after having (vampiric) sexual intercourse with each other, the end. And trust me, I know what I'm talking about; after all, I've actually read the original Twilight novel. It sucked (pun intended). I'm not even going to bother with all the other wretched turds on its god-forsaken bloodline.
Invader Zim
This show is rather...alright, I suppose. However, being the pompous and egotistically self-absorbed douche that I am, I would like to bring a crucially important arguement to the table by stating that I simply cannot see how this show's satire even begins to truly compare to, say, the absolutely sh*t-your-pants-stunning cavalcade of pure comedic genius that the legendary, godlike, amazing, beautiful, totally not even remotely overrated by anyone, and almost equally beloved cult classic gem known as the legendary (I apologize for using the same adjective twice)...oh f*** it, you should already know what I'm f***ing talking about, you assbrains, you know, ROCKO'S MOTHERFUCKING LIFE, for starters. I definitely see a hell of a lot more reason to absolutely love the living shit out of something both truly and authentically ground-breaking and awesome like the RML series and crazily obsess like a deranged lunatic over its every facet than I do with something like Invader ZIM.
In contrast to RML, which is a much more genuinely underrated and certainly much more intriguing show that actually surprisingly deserves such an insanely loyal and wonderfully devoted fanbase (not to mention that it also even more surprisingly has a pretty damned clean track record on the Internet for something with anthropomorphic creatures in it, whereas Zim, well...yeah...how about we not talk about it anymore, I think I'm gonna be sick), I really don't get why these people feel the irresistable urge to constantly and orgasmically fantasize about Invader ZIM and f***ing mindlessly drool over it like idiots. It's mainly because of Gir, isn't it? I know I'm not the only intelligent person out there who has the tasteful mindset to see Gir is quite frankly a stupidly retarded and degradingly obnoxious f***ing character.
Perhaps a hundred years later, scientists just might somehow be able to deduce and figure out what in the hell was so god-damned special about this colossally stupid and depressing snorefest of a show. Ren & Stimpy, meet your new rival for the grand #1 championship award title of "most overrated cartoon ever created besides Spongebob". Seriously, this show does not deserve to be worshipped like a f***ing religion. Unlike the other show that I mentioned here, IZ sadly isn't even CLOSE to being that good. No show created by average,weak and pathetic mortals like you and me and also specifically intended as a cartoon comedy series (RML too, though I'll be damned if the show's creators didn't happen to be some kind of freaking super-geniuses at the time) deserves or even needs to be literally worshipped as a freaking religion. No offense, but seriously, guys, WTF?
Sonic the Hedgehog
The sheer amount of foot fetishism, porn and recolored characters generated solely by the Sonic fanbase on Deviantart is unrivaled by any other fanbase on the entire god-damned website (or the entire freaking Internet for that matter). Its magnitude is absolutely, positively, stunningly staggering; even as someone with a severe case of podophilia myself, I'm beginning to find myself rather disgusted by this. And that's not even the worst part! Oh no, we haven't even begun to scratch the f***ing excrement-stained SURFACE of how mentally retarded the autistic plague-ridden joke known as the Sonic fanbase has become (this is why I hate my own personal autism). Also, Sonic's games usually suck at least one or more varieties of hairy wrinkled human and/or simian testicles (with very few exceptions) and we've all known that ever since the abysmal Sonic 2006 came out! What a positively steaming, maggot-infested, glitch-ridden pile of festering malodorous bullsh*t that god-forsaken demon-spawn of an unfinished beta game was and still is to this day! And that Sonic Boom videogame isn't even really any better! In conclusion, this franchise needs to die. The only thing Sonic's even good for anymore is providing horny Deviantart browsers with the universally important choice of which character's hyper-sexualized bare feet to jack off to fanart images of next. Will it be Sonic's, Tails's, Tikal's, Amy's, Rouge's, Blaze's, Cream's, or Vanilla's? Or hell, even Knuckles's or Silver's or Shadow's? Maybe Wave's? Cosmo's? Shade's? Or possibly even Charmy's, Espio's or Vector's if you're bored enough? What color of feet are you in the mood for? The sad thing (and the main problem here) is the fact that Sega really isn't even trying to make Sonic anything more than the pure masturbation fuel that it clearly is (minus the music). They desperately need to just give up on this series or hand it over to someone else.
Harry Potter
Potterheads, just like Beliebers, generally tend to be female. I have nothing against females, but OH MY GOD WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN...okay, for starters, Harry Potter has WAY too much fanfiction written about it. I swear that almost half of fanfiction.net's entire database of fanfiction involves various areas and elements of the Harry Potter universe, canon and/or not canon. The only Harry Potter fanfic I really enjoyed reading was Thirty H's, and that was only because the story was so purposefully and utterly demented and nonsensical that I could not stop chuckling to myself while reading it (demonic astronauts and phallic chainsaws in the first sentence, anyone?) Don't even get me STARTED on the lesbian category of HP fanfics...yeesh. If your story was written solely as an excuse to have sex and nudity in it, I'd gladly prefer for it to be normal and proper sex, thank you very little. The original books were...okay, I guess. I suppose they had a certain magic charm to them. Not exactly Lord Of The Rings quality, though. Oh, and please, for the love of God, would it kill you people to stop fapping to Snape?
Justin Bieber
This kid is easily, hands-down, one of the worst musical artists of all time. Normally, I wouldn't say that he's overrated; I mean, after all, everybody hates him, right? WRONG!!! Pardon my intentional meme usage in that last sentence. Case in point, Justin sucks and is a totally talentless gaywad douche. Absolutely pathetic, yet his fans cling to him like overly attached puppies while idolizingly worshipping him as their beloved and beautiful boyfriend (thankfully, most of them are girls, presumably). I'm not telling this kid to die or anything; I'm just telling his career to please go die in a firery hole and never resurface again.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Do I really even need to explain this one? We've got grown men here watching a show that completely and utterly SCREAMS "made for little girls". And if you try to tell them that you don't like it, most of them will tell you that you suck or won't even want to be friends with you anymore. You see, with things like Rocko and Animaniacs, you really do just have to love them no matter what age you are; after all, they both have universal appeal to all ages, with Rocko being clearly designed for the older crowd with its incredibly dark and satirical themes.
However, to FIM's credit, it's certainly a ginormous improvement compared to the ORIGINAL My Little Pony...bleh. Just too girly. I really hate this show's art style, too. And good god, the cloppers...they're everywhere. If you've ever tried masturbating to a real horse, I'm sure that quite a few of these fags could somehow manage to do it easily. Ooh yeah, lookit dat Celestia ass...